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Showing posts with label funny?. Show all posts

12.8.13

Rambling about.... I don't know.

                                                                                                Crush- "Hey, hows it going?"
Me- "Umm... Urmachushmmm... Good. Y-you?"
*Quickly composes self."
Me- "I mean.. Hey, *Flips hair* I am great! You?"
Crush- "I have been okay. I just finished watching all the Lord of the rings movies."
Me- "Really? Lord of the rings? How about star wars?"
Crush- "Eh. Star wars is okay."
Me- "O-okay? W-w-what type of person are you? Star wars is a gift to the human race!"
Crush- *Nervously looks around* "Umm.. Okay?"
Me- *Realizes I am making him uncomfortable* "So.. Avengers?"

And people.
That is how I imagine my conversation going.
I have never watched Lord of the Rings, I will probably watch it in near future..
But for now, I am fine with my strange obsession to Star wars, Avengers, and Superman.
Of course... All my friends are like.
"Oh my gosh! Gollum!"
Okay... So I don't know who that is.. But they are constantly talking about Gollum and a ring..
But the ring is also like alive, or something... 
All I know.. Is that there is this like little troll, that looks like a shaved bear. 
Ps. Never look up shaved bear. You might possibly be scarred for life. 
*Sits in a corner, and starts uncontrollably shaking.*

Anyways, while they are obsessing over that, my friend and I are standing in a corner like loners because we are the only ones that are not talking about the hobbit.

Caitlin- "I adore batman."
Me- "Batman? He has like no real superpowers. Hes just a rich dude with some gadgets."
Caitlin- "H-how could you?"
Me- "Easy! Superman is amazing, because he actually has real powers."
Caitlin- "He might have powers, but he is not that cute."
Me- "How many ways can you insult me?"
Caitlin- "Well... I will admit, at least when he is saving the world he isn't a green, huge, monster."
Me- "I know right! Speaking of the hulk. Wasn't it hilarious when he threw Loki around in the Avengers?"
Caitlin- "I know right! He was totally epic."

And then we are friends again. Ba-bam.
We are weird like that.
And that makes us Epic!
Speaking on Epic..
I saw the movie epic, and it is really good. I was surprised.. It was actually better than I thought it would be.
I loved the three legged, one eyed dog. When he ran into the door. Priceless.


That my friends... Is the end of this very weird, awkward rambling.
I also have nothing against Lord of the Rings.
It's just not my thing.
How do you like my new design?
It was done by the amazing Anna!
Stay beautifully awkward.
Xox. Kayla




21.5.13

EOS. Review.

Guess who found their memory card?
  Yup! Me!
*Whoop whoop! Lets get this party started!*
 I figured I would celebrate by doing a review on my FAVORITE lip balm!
Okay. No more exclamation points. Well.. Maybe a few!!!

 

I adore EOS! 
They are an amazing product.

Summary.
 EOS is a company that makes amazing beauty products.
  One of my favorites is their Lip Balm.
     There are over 8 different flavors and colors.
I have the.
Summer Fruit 
Strawberry Sorbet 
Honeysuckle Honeydew 
Sweet Mint 
Lemon Drop SPF 15 
 The Flavors don't over power the product though.
Its a perfect even Balance throughout the whole Lip Balm.
  The softness is amazing!
I have really chapped lips.. A lot! So I use EOS a Lot!
   And it works.
 Its like heaven on your lips!

Pros.
   They work amazingly!
   They are small and lightweight.
   They are super cute.
   The twist on lid works really well.
    Read summary

Cons.
    The outside marks up pretty easily..
You have to be careful not to let a car run over it or let your dog get it...
  Dogs adore this... I have experience.. *Sadie!!*

        Hope you enjoyed! :)
     I have never done a review before.. So I probably shamed everyone who has done one..
 Please Forgive me! 
    I honestly think I want to make a living photographing Lip Balm and Food!






  

9.5.13

Sunshine. School. Things I want to do in the summer. Part 2.

I can see sunshine! Its not grey and dark!
   Yes. The weather here is beautiful!
 Yesterday it was sorrowful. Today is full of magic.

  Our weather is constantly changing! 
One minute it's raining, the next minute it's sunny.
    It kinda reminds me of life..
  Always changing.
Never constant.
   Never know what's gonna to happen next.

     Okay. So maybe there are weather men.
  But obviously their not doing a good job!

         Unfortunately I can't enjoy the weather.
    I am stuck inside with school. Yay.
I really want to get done by the 25th.. But that might not happen.

 * Kayla.. Believe in yourself! *
      Ya. ya. I am working on that.

When I was in 6th grade. I wrote a song about home work.
 Here are some of the lyrics

         Home work is a treacherous cave.
When you get inside you can't escape.
  Ohhh... HOME WORK!! Is a treacherous CAVE!!!

       Soo.. That is a very inspiring song.. Haha! :)

10 Things I want to do in the Summer! Part 2.
  1. Ride a horse.  With out some one holding onto a rope, while I ride in circles.. Yay. Great fun. 
  2. Go to the library more.
  3. Go to Carowins.
  4. Go to Gantlinburg
  5. Exercise. So I don't look like a drowning whale, when I am swimming. ( Okay. I am not that big. At All! But I do need to get in shape more! :P )
  6. Have a sleepover! 
  7. Get 50 followers?
  8. Practice Softball! So I get better!
  9. Practice Piano. A LOT!
  10. Pass The Royal Conservatory tests for piano!!!
             That adds another 10 things to my list!
      I hope your day is full of sun shine!
Home work isn't that bad! I was exaggerating. ( Duh. I exaggerate a LOT! )
   Its defiantly not my favorite thing though.. :)

                       


8.5.13

Rant.. Story.. 10 things I want to do this Summer! Part 1.

So.. Its Raining outside.. Another day stuck indoors..
      I really want some new books from the library..
 But my mom doesn't like going in there much.
   Because every time we go in there she has to pay 15 bucks..

        Funny story. [ Okay.. Not so funny. ]

 I had borrowed a bunch of books for my science project..
  Well about a week and a half of using them for my science fair..
       We went to Canada and forgot to return them before we left..
Needless to say... 3 weeks after we got back, I found the 7 books while I was organizing my school area...                          My mom was slightly angry..
     So now we owe around 65 dollars..
 No biggie.. Haha..
         
              Its almost payed off though! So hopefully by the time I am on Summer Vacation.
   I can live my life and go to the library, while not feeling like a convicted criminal!
         
        I should probably think happy thoughts.. Even though the dreariness outside is pulling me in.

                                    10 Things I want to do this Summer! :)
         { I will keep posting 10 things I want to do this summer, until I have 50! ;) }

  1. Read 50 books! ( That should be easy.. I am a fast reader.. )
  2. Make a good movie
  3. Write a song
  4. Record the song I write
  5. TOTALLY clean my room
  6. Blog at least 3 times a week
  7. Write a story
  8. Go on a mini shopping spree
  9. Learn how to do more hairstyles with my hair
  10. Buy twister
                   Stay tuned for more..
             
                                  
                                                   I made that.. Haha! :)

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